12-02-2008, 01:49 PM
Quote: Thursday, February 07, 2008
My second album
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Because I have recorded an album and have not found a good record company yet I have decided to end it all by throwing myself into a volcano. I have been lost in the mexican jungle for the past 2 weeks searching for the great Mt. Popocatepetl. I have kept myself alive by eating dirt and rocks. This cant go on much longer. I am traveling to the great volcano to speak to the shaman who lives at the bottom and ask him for the heavenly chicken wings to carry me to a better life in the next world.
When I jump I will not fall for the great chicken in the sky will catch me with her colorful toes and I will suckle at her breast for the nutrients I need to be strong enough to fly through the eternal barrier of worlds and land safely on the other side.
When I arrive the women and children will rejoice and dance to the music of my second album for all of eternity.
The music will ring out over the land and eveywhere there will be orgys and creepy hippy vibes. And with my giant staff in my hand from my throne of endless gold I shall watch over my wives and children and eat strawberries off the bosom of life itself.
And they shall speak my name carefully and with fear so as not to anger "The furious one". I am the chicken king, I can do anything.
love, troy