Troy's "blog" on vonbalthazar.com / myspace
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Quote: Thursday, September 25, 2008

Santiago the Beast

Hello Dear friend This is Troy Von Balthazar,
I am writing today to regretfully inform you that I will not be able to perform on the next Troy Von Balthazar tour starting sunday night.
I feel that my talents are better suited for relaxing here in the spa room.
To make up for any distress this may cause and to fulfill my contractual obligations I have sent my half brother Santiago out on the tour disguised as me.
Santiago and I have spent the last week in the studio learning the songs that he is to perform on this tour.
I think he sounds pretty close the original at this point, and though he isn't nearly as handsome as I am, I can only hope that his rotten looks will not detract from the underlying beauty of the music he is set to perform.

Please dear friend, when you see Santiago, don't let his two glass eyes fool you!
Inside those sightless doll eyes beats the heart of a Saint, the loins of a master lover, and the tiny brain of a pastry chef.
I am sure that he will do my music great honor and the disguise will work so seamlessly that no one will ever know that The Great Troy Von Balthazar himself was not on stage singing you those haunting lullaby's.

Though he is my half brother I should warn you that Santiago has a very bad temper and a VORACIOUS sexual appetite. I beg you please give him whatever he asks for on this tour and please don't taunt him or put your hands inside the cage.
He is a human being after all.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Troy von Balthazar

(Dictated to nude steward, Spa Room Ritz Carlton Hotel, Rome Italy 9/25/08)

TVB TOUR DATES
France :
28.09 Le Guilvinec/ Clc du Guilvinec – w/ Berry
30/09 : Paris La Cigale – w/ BERRY
1/10 : Feyzin // L'Epicerie Moderne (solo show!)
3/10 : Valence // Le Mistral (solo show !)
9/10 : Toulouse // Saint des Seins (solo show!)
11/10 : Sarzeau – w/ BERRY
23/10 : Nantes / La Bouche d'Air – w/ BERRY
31/10 : Troyes – w/ BERRY
1/11: Factory festival (Nivelles, BELGIUM) with Girls in Hawaii, Austin Lace, ….
5/11: Rennes – w/ BERRY
14/11 : Saint Andre de Cubzac – w/ BERRY
18/11 : Montigny le Bretonneux – w/ BERRY
22/11 : Claye Souilly – w/ BERRY
27/11 : Beauvais – w/ BERRY
28/11 : Sotteville les Rouen – w/ BERRY
29/11 : l'Emporium Galorium ROUEN (solo show!)
------Germany------!!
2/12 Berlin-acoustic show
3/12 Berlin - Postbahnhof
4/12 tba
5/12 Hamburg - uebel & gefaehrlich
6/12 Cologne - underground

About tour dates, please see shows page for more info.
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